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  <title>Try working in an office with only one other person - and that person being </title>
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    <![CDATA[Try working in an office with only one other person - and that person being your boss. Who is a complete idiot. He has the memory of a goldfish and forgets everything. He will tell me to do a task and 10 minutes into it he will say undWhy are you doing thatund Or he will forget to ask me to do something and then get mad at me for not doing it. He can never remember to call potential clients back and acts like its my fault that we are not at 100 occupancy.  For example if I show someone an apartment and give them an application and they never turn it in THAT he will remember and then somehow I did something to cause them to not want it.

Also as I dont have a set schedule he will say undCan you come in tomorrow at 1030 to fileund So I show up at 1030 and he asks why Im late cause he told me to come in at 8 or some shit like that. One time he accused me of losing an application for an apartment. He made a huge deal out of it and he hadnt even looked for it before accusing me. After searching for it I had discovered that he had already filed it and all the sudden it wasnt a big deal anymore. He makes mistakes all the time and trys to pawn them off on me. Every time its like the end of the world unless I can prove he did it and then its not a big deal. But when I make a mistake even a typo or just a mind slip he humiliates me by training me all over again and explaining why it needs to done this or that way.

He talks nonstop about his son and I have to listen to every story about every thing this spoiled brat does. He will tell me the same story over and over again day after day because he cant fucking remember that he told me already. Plus he always asks me to buy this kids damn fundraiser stuff. I have been working for this fool for months and just last week I found out he has 3 other kids. I feel so bad for them His one son gets everything including a go kart and his other kids seem like they dont even matter to him. I also feel bad for his wife. He goes to dating websites for sugar daddies which makes me very uncomfortable cause Im a 20 year old woman. It makes me wonder if that is why he hired me cause before I found this out he was telling me how all the other applicants for my job were old and undunpolishedund.

During a usual day he will take several trips out of the office and be gone for 1 to 3 hours or he will leave early and still get claim he worked those hours. When he is here he is on facebook or watching tv shows online. Today he was watching a tv show I was in the back room doing something and the phone rang. 1 ft from his fucking face. He called me in to answer it when it was right in front of him. Then the person asked for him So I gave the phone to him and he looked like he wanted to kill me.<br><br>By: heebeejeebee<br />on 11-05-2012<br>Category: General Stupidity<br>Yes Votes: 13 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My boss was running his mouth about The Patriot and how he was disappointed the </title>
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    <![CDATA[My boss was running his mouth about The Patriot and how he was disappointed the star Mel Gibson was from Australia. I didnt have the heart to tell him Heath Ledge was too. He mumbled about how it would have been better if American actors were used to play American colonists. He finished by telling us he knew the whole movie was undfakeund because undEngland would never go to war with us. Theyre our friendsund.

Who do you think we declared independence from The Russians Somehow hes in charge.<br><br>By: Boss Is A Clown<br />on 27-03-2012<br>Category: How You Are MY Boss<br>Yes Votes: 19 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My boss didnt show up until 330. The office opens at 830. We had a </title>
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    <![CDATA[My boss didnt show up until 330. The office opens at 830. We had a very important meeting scheduled for 10am. More than a dozen people rearranged their schedule to attend. My boss blew it off. Why She said her nanny was sick and she had to do the grocery shopping all by herself. I really dont know what makes my boss more idiotic. 1. She thinks missing a meeting due to grocery shopping is a decent reason or 2. she was really baffled by the idea of having to do her own grocery shopping.<br><br>By: Working For Duh<br />on 11-03-2012<br>Category: How You Are MY Boss<br>Yes Votes: 34 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Yesterday my boss told us in all seriousness undnot to mistake his weakness for kindnessund. </title>
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    <![CDATA[Yesterday my boss told us in all seriousness undnot to mistake his weakness for kindnessund. There was no correction. <br><br>By: Wally<br />on 01-02-2012<br>Category: General Stupidity<br>Yes Votes: 46 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Last week a co-worker asked my boss (who is a carbon copy of the boss </title>
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    <![CDATA[Last week a co-worker asked my boss (who is a carbon copy of the boss on office space) if he could find someone to remove a pallet of merchandise from the salesfloor because she couldnt move it. He insisted she shoot him an email about it. Mind you he has to walk past me to get to the offices. So my co-worker on her way back asked me to remove the freight and to humor him sent him an email. FIVE hours later he called me to remove the long since removed pallet<br><br>By: Wally<br />on 01-02-2012<br>Category: General Stupidity<br>Yes Votes: 69 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My boss is a complete idiot.... Out of everyone on the team I am the </title>
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    <![CDATA[My boss is a complete idiot.... Out of everyone on the team I am the only one with a college education I also get paid the least....I like to read Entrepreneur magazine and one day I brought it in.....he looks at it and asks me undwhat is an en-trep-en-erund. Ugh what a moron. When it comes to work he is always undbusyund...staring at the wall and eating all day maybe the occasional email. I bring ideas up to him such as how to use social sites to boost our sales.....that was 8 months ago......he went out and bought facebook and twitter for dumbies....still doesnt understand how it will work. I took a report that used to take everyone at least 2 hours (myself 20 minutes) and automated it where it only took 3 minutes simple cut and paste and the numbers would generate themselves. Well It took me four months to teach him how to use it and it still takes him an hour. When I cam on board the team he asked me......entry level person to teach the assistant manager her job Shes a moron too<br><br>By: fedup and ready to leave<br />on 25-01-2012<br>Category: General Stupidity<br>Yes Votes: 83 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My boss finally saw the movie Limitless. If you havent seen it Bradley Coopers character </title>
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    <![CDATA[My boss finally saw the movie Limitless. If you havent seen it Bradley Coopers character takes a new medication called NZT that allows him to use 100 of his brain capacity. He ultimately becomes highly intelligent and successful. My boss got REALLY excited thinking this pill exists. I tried to tell him it was only a movie. He told me that it made Bradley Cooper smart so it must be real. I told him no it was a movie about a character who takes a pill in the movie that makes him smart. My boss undcorrectedund me and told me undBradley Coopers character is fake but the pill is real. Thats how he got so smartund

I spent most of today Googling NZT to find a source in the real world for my boss to get a fictional medication.<br><br>By: Pill Finder<br />on 23-01-2012<br>Category: How You Are MY Boss<br>Yes Votes: 84 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today my boss proudly walked in with a sterling silver Menorah. He was attempting to </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today my boss proudly walked in with a sterling silver Menorah. He was attempting to be politically correct and show his support for the Jewish employees celebrating Hannukah. He lit one of the candles...ok fine.

Itll be interesting to see what he does when he tries to light the sixth candle. This idiot bought a five-candle candelabra (like you would see on a piano during a classical music recital). Nobody is saying anything. Were just laughing behind his back. Somehow hes in charge.<br><br>By: WTF<br />on 21-12-2011<br>Category: How You Are MY Boss<br>Yes Votes: 107 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Im spending my Thanksgiving holiday working from home. My stupid boss called me with an </title>
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    <![CDATA[Im spending my Thanksgiving holiday working from home. My stupid boss called me with an HR undemergencyund. He received a complaint from an employee whos offended someone said undBlack Fridayund earlier this week. Cant wait for next month and all the complaints about undWhiteund Christmas Im looking forward to.<br><br>By: P. Stoff<br />on 25-11-2011<br>Category: General Stupidity<br>Yes Votes: 106 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today my stupid boss bought a new cell phone. Last night he dropped his in </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today my stupid boss bought a new cell phone. Last night he dropped his in his pool. That should have been the end of it. It wasnt. He put his phone in the dryer thinking it would fix it. Now hes out a phone and his dryer needs servicing to remove the tiny shards of glass when the phone screen smashed apart.<br><br>By: Andy<br />on 16-11-2011<br>Category: Technology<br>Yes Votes: 145 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Yesterday my stupid boss had his broken UPS (battery-backup) replaced for his computer printer monitor </title>
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    <![CDATA[Yesterday my stupid boss had his broken UPS (battery-backup) replaced for his computer printer monitor etc. He didnt like where the IT team put the last one so my boss decided to move if a few feet across the room. This required plugging it into a different wall outlet.

What he couldnt figure out is that this outlet is connected to the light switch and power gets turned off when he kills the lights. Weve spent the last two days listening to him swearing and yelling at his UPS for making noise (the low power alarm) because he shuts off his lights everytime he goes to the bathroom lunch meetings or home for the day. Weve been having too much fun laughing at him to point out how to fix it. The ironic thing is that our company sells software. You would think that someone who supposedly understands technology enough to sell it to other companies could at least handle the technology in his own office.<br><br>By: Greg<br />on 15-11-2011<br>Category: Technology<br>Yes Votes: 169 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I found this job posting on Craigslist. Im guessing the extra commentary is from a </title>
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    <![CDATA[I found this job posting on Craigslist. Im guessing the extra commentary is from a former employee who got access because a stupid boss didnt change the password.

httptampa.craigslist.orgpsctch2685349600.html<br><br>By: Job Seeker<br />on 08-11-2011<br>Category: Technology<br>Yes Votes: 178 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>This morning we received a company-wide email memo slamming the accounts receivable department. Apparently there </title>
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    <![CDATA[This morning we received a company-wide email memo slamming the accounts receivable department. Apparently there are a number of uncollected accounts going back past 90 days. My stupid boss dissolved the accounts receivable department as a cost saving measure in July and never choose a company to outsource the old accounts to. I guess the reason all the accounts are past due is because he fired everyone in charge of collections. Freaking idiot<br><br>By: WTF<br />on 07-11-2011<br>Category: How You Are MY Boss<br>Yes Votes: 185 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today my stupid boss proudly announced that she collected over 20 pounds of clams while </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today my stupid boss proudly announced that she collected over 20 pounds of clams while undclam bumpingund at the beach yesterday.  I really hope she meant undclam diggingund.<br><br>By: No clams for me<br />on 06-11-2011<br>Category: How You Are MY Boss<br>Yes Votes: 210 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My stupid boss received a mangled piece of mail from the post office.  It </title>
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    <![CDATA[My stupid boss received a mangled piece of mail from the post office.  It was an invoice that he had sent out.  Somehow it was so mangled that the only thing legible was our address and a portion of the address it should have been sent to.  This invoice was in shreds.  I arrived to work with a note in bold red ink asking me to talk to him before I did anything about this shredded invoice.  With his hand shaking he asked me what I would do.  I told him I would re-invoice the client he added undIs that allund.  He wanted me to go to the post office and have them refund the value of the postage  I couldnt stop laughing.  Later as I retold this story a friend told me I should have taken the shredded paper left for the day and come back hours later with 44 cents and tell my boss that I took on the post office and won<br><br>By: Marie<br />on 07-10-2011<br>Category: General Stupidity<br>Yes Votes: 245 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My idiot boss loaded our breakroom fridge with soda last week. He wanted them to </title>
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    <![CDATA[My idiot boss loaded our breakroom fridge with soda last week. He wanted them to chill quickly so he set the thermostat down to zero. The plastic soda bottles froze.

Before freezing completely some of the bottles ruptured and leaked. Now theres frozen soda all over the inside and all over everyone elses stuff. Wait it gets better. He was thirsty this morning so rather than wandering all the way to the vending machine he put one of the frozen bottles in the microwave. It exploded.

Now we have a frozen mess in the fridge and a broken microwave. Its not even 10am.<br><br>By: Techie<br />on 03-10-2011<br>Category: General Stupidity<br>Yes Votes: 298 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My boss has an add-in program in excel.  To get the program results she </title>
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    <![CDATA[My boss has an add-in program in excel.  To get the program results she has to hit F9.  She has used this program for 7 years and sometimes doesnt remember to refresh the report to get her results.  She spent 10 hours I am not kidding trying to determine why her numbers were all out of balance.  Finally in a fit of frustration she asked her employee to look it over.  The employee hit F9 and the problem was solved.  It took the employee seconds to fix a problem my boss  hadnt figured out in ten hours.<br><br>By: Moichiro<br />on 09-08-2011<br>Category: General Stupidity<br>Yes Votes: 305 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>This morning my boss came to work with blue paint on his forehead eyelid and </title>
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    <![CDATA[This morning my boss came to work with blue paint on his forehead eyelid and his cheek. After work yesterday he went home to continue a restoration project hes working on. He went to spray paint a metal patio chair and pressed the nozzle in the wrong direction and sprayed himself. Its rustoleum so it wont wash off. It has to wear off.<br><br>By: Laughy<br />on 30-06-2011<br>Category: General Stupidity<br>Yes Votes: 327 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Mr. Windbag keeps blocking Firefox when the firewall asks him if he wants to and </title>
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    <![CDATA[Mr. Windbag keeps blocking Firefox when the firewall asks him if he wants to and doesnt know why he cant load his email. 

This went on for more than a week. <br><br>By: Kit the Secretary<br />on 30-06-2011<br>Category: Technology<br>Yes Votes: 336 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today in a meeting my boss farted. He cleverly thought to cough to conceal the </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today in a meeting my boss farted. He cleverly thought to cough to conceal the noise. Brilliant What cold symptom are you going to imitate to cover the smell<br><br>By: Slave to Stank Booty<br />on 23-06-2011<br>Category: General Stupidity<br>Yes Votes: 349 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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