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My stupid boss called all of us in for the after Christmas sale. Everyone showed up except for our boss and he's the only one with the key.

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Dec 26, 2010 12:05 PM - How You Are MY Boss - by derek (man)

 

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Years ago, I worked for an online continuing education company. The company's owner hired a friend of his to the VP position. This VP (My Stupid Boss) knew nothing about online marketing and was only there because he was friends with the owner. During his first meeting the new VP began screaming at my department (online marketing). He demanded that we start buying additional website domains, which were simply the existing one, prepended with the letter "a". So, in addition to "website.com", my stupid boss wanted us to buy "awebsite.com", "aawebsite.com", "aaawebsite.com" and so on. When I had the audacity to ask why, he yelled, "BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE GET TO TOP OF THE INTERNET, STUPID! JUST LIKE THE YELLOW PAGES!"

He got pretty pissed when I pointed out that search engine results don't work that way. Even more so when I mentioned the yellow pages are presented by category. It's the white pages that are alphabetical. The chorus of laughter that followed quickly sounded my termination.

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Nov 15, 2010 10:06 PM - Technology - by Anonymous (man)

 

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Yesterday my stupid boss had his broken UPS (battery-backup) replaced for his computer, printer, monitor, etc. He didn't like where the IT team put the last one, so my boss decided to move if a few feet across the room. This required plugging it into a different wall outlet.

What he couldn't figure out is that this outlet is connected to the light switch and power gets turned off when he kills the lights. We've spent the last two days listening to him swearing and yelling at his UPS for making noise (the low power alarm) because he shuts off his lights everytime he goes to the bathroom, lunch, meetings or home for the day. We've been having too much fun laughing at him to point out how to fix it. The ironic thing is that our company sells software. You would think that someone who supposedly understands technology enough to sell it to other companies could at least handle the technology in his own office.

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May 20, 4751 01:21 PM - Technology - by Greg (man)

 

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Our stupid boss told the IT department shut off company access to Facebook about a month ago... for everyone except him. He spends the whole day screwing around on Facebook, but won't even let us use it on our lunch break.

We know he posts throughout the workday, because everything he does on his page has a timestamp. We're kinda pissed so, we created a fake Facebook account, pretending to be an attractive woman named Jenna. Jenna friended him and they began some online flirtation. Seems the bossman is a real perv!

Anyway, last tonight "Jenna" invited him to meet her at a French restaurant across town called "Le Livre De Visage". This place doesn't exist. Not only did he get stood-up, it was an hour round-trip drive for him to an address that lead to an abandoned gas station. I wonder if he's smart enough to realize Le Livre De Visage means "Facebook" in French.

So far, no emails to "Jenna".

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Jan 7, 2011 10:56 AM - General Stupidity - by Ben (man)

 

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Today in a meeting, my boss farted. He cleverly thought to cough to conceal the noise. Brilliant! What cold symptom are you going to imitate to cover the smell?

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Jun 23, 2011 02:07 PM - General Stupidity - by Slave to Stank Booty (woman)

 

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A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the
CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted
the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine,

"I just need one copy."

Lesson:

Never, Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.

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Mar 7, 2011 11:38 PM - General Stupidity - by Found On The Net (man)

 

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Mr. Windbag keeps blocking Firefox when the firewall asks him if he wants to and doesn't know why he can't load his email.

This went on for more than a week.

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May 20, 1647 01:09 PM - Technology - by Kit the Secretary (woman)

 

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One day the office manager decided that it would be great if we put out some candle holders (the ones where you put the tart in the top and a tea light inside). Well, we had a couple of them around the office, one of which was on my desk. The tart was completely melted into a liquid wax when my boss decides to come over and smell the candles that we had been burning for the morning. What does he do?? He picks up the whole candle holder with the melted wax in the top, tilts it sideways to get a good "whiff" and in the meantime spills hot wax all over my arm, desk, client's files, and all of the work I had done that day. What an idiot.

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Nov 16, 2010 12:00 PM - General Stupidity - by Anonymous (woman)

 

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I work at a start-up company that helps students find and register for financial aid. We've only been in business since November, so nearly everything we do is unscripted. We don't even have an employee handbook yet, so there's no list of legal holidays, vacation policies, sick days, etc.

We asked our boss if we get Monday off. He asked why. We told him it's President's Day and that's a national holiday. He got an angry look on his face and said "They give this idiot a Nobel Peace Prize for doing nothing and now he gets his own holiday? I HATE OBAMA!"

We're working on Monday.

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Feb 16, 2011 10:57 PM - How You Are MY Boss - by Laura (woman)

 

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I applied for a job title called "shipping and inventory manager" off Craigslist for a company that sells ultrasound equipment to veterinarians.

After two interviews, I was hired, but not for the job I applied to. It was another job, one that they decided to "create" for me. I was to be an inside sales rep, and had to "monitor the sales people," i.e. bug them about how many deals they were working on, etc. I also updated Salesforce.

Once everyone began to notice that my job was pointless, after making my hours 6 am - 3 pm for a straight month, I was fired for not "taking initiative" and "improving." Oh, and also for not being super stoked to work on weekends in other cities without getting paid.

Stupid boss, you don't create a job for someone then fire them because there's nothing to do, and then insult their work ethic...especially when you always were asking for stuff to do....

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Dec 10, 2010 01:01 AM - General Stupidity - by meghanrssll7 (woman)

 

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