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Yesterday my boss told us in all seriousness "not to mistake his weakness for kindness". There was no correction.

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Feb 3, 2012 11:49 PM - General Stupidity - by Wally (man)

 

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Last week a co-worker asked my boss (who is a carbon copy of the boss on office space) if he could find someone to remove a pallet of merchandise from the salesfloor, because she couldn't move it. He insisted she shoot him an email about it. Mind you, he has to walk past me to get to the offices. So my co-worker on her way back asked me to remove the freight, and to humor him sent him an email. FIVE hours later he called me to remove the long since removed pallet

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Feb 3, 2012 11:49 PM - General Stupidity - by Wally (man)

 

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My boss is a complete idiot.... Out of everyone on the team I am the only one with a college education, I also get paid the least!!....I like to read Entrepreneur magazine and one day I brought it in.....he looks at it and asks me "what is an en-trep-en-er". Ugh what a moron. When it comes to work he is always "busy"...staring at the wall and eating all day, maybe the occasional email. I bring ideas up to him such as how to use social sites to boost our sales.....that was 8 months ago......he went out and bought facebook and twitter for dumbies....still doesn't understand how it will work. I took a report that used to take everyone at least 2 hours (myself 20 minutes) and automated it where it only took 3 minutes, simple cut and paste and the numbers would generate themselves. Well It took me four months to teach him how to use it and it still takes him an hour. When I cam on board the team he asked me......entry level person to teach the assistant manager her job!!! Shes a moron too

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Feb 3, 2012 11:48 PM - General Stupidity - by fedup and ready to leave (man)

 

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My boss finally saw the movie Limitless. If you haven't seen it, Bradley Cooper's character takes a new medication called NZT that allows him to use 100% of his brain capacity. He ultimately becomes highly intelligent and successful. My boss got REALLY excited thinking this pill exists. I tried to tell him it was only a movie. He told me that it made Bradley Cooper smart, so it must be real. I told him no, it was a movie about a character who takes a pill in the movie that makes him smart. My boss "corrected" me and told me, "Bradley Cooper's character is fake, but the pill is real. That's how he got so smart!"

I spent most of today Googling NZT to find a source in the real world for my boss to get a fictional medication.

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Jan 23, 2012 02:35 PM - How You Are MY Boss - by Pill Finder (man)

 

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I'm spending my Thanksgiving holiday working from home. My stupid boss called me with an HR "emergency". He received a complaint from an employee who's offended someone said "Black Friday" earlier this week. Can't wait for next month and all the complaints about "White" Christmas I'm looking forward to.

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Nov 25, 2011 03:46 PM - General Stupidity - by P. Stoff (man)

 

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Today my stupid boss bought a new cell phone. Last night he dropped his in his pool. That should have been the end of it. It wasn't. He put his phone in the dryer thinking it would fix it. Now he's out a phone and his dryer needs servicing to remove the tiny shards of glass when the phone screen smashed apart.

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May 20, 2195 01:21 PM - Technology - by Andy (man)

 

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