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SO....Had a great job, making great money..Left that job to work closer to home with little less money... Not a bad trade off, right?

I was there 30 days, and they let me go saying "they decided they didn't need the extra person after all."

Are you serious? I left a great job, to be fired 30 days later... Stupid Boss!

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Dec 7, 2010 02:56 PM - General Stupidity - by mroowall (woman)

 

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My stupid boss and I went to a tech conference in Virginia. Our work day was over at 6, so we wanted to hit the town and have some fun, before flying back home the next day. Strange new town...we were hoping to meet strange new women.

We wound up at a dance club and I managed to pick up two hot girls. The four of us were drinking shots, dancing and just having a good time. As the club closed down, I knew we need to act to get these girls back to our hotel rooms. Before I could finesse the girls into coming with us, my stupid boss blurted "What do you wanna do now?" One of the girls asked, "Do you roll?" (take Ecstasy). My stupid boss looked puzzled and didn't answer. The girl said louder, "Do you ROLL?" My boss said, "What do you mean?". The girl (getting mad) says for the third time, "Do you roll?"

My stupid boss replies, "Yeah. I'll roll ya, flip you over, bend you up in a pretzel. Whatever you want."

The hot girls left.

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Nov 26, 2010 11:20 AM - General Stupidity - by Dave (man)

 

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My boss just asked me if I saw the Drew Carey Show last night. Didn't that go off the air in 2004? I just checked on wikipedia and no station in the US has run the show in syndication since July. WTF?!?

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Dec 3, 2010 05:37 PM - General Stupidity - by Danielle (woman)

 

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I would have to have the most stupid boss god put on earth. I have only been with the company for two weeks and there is nothing to do. for 2 days I sat here with nothing to do except surf the web. And if that is bad enough I had a meeting with him the other day and told him that I thought the position would suit someone 2 to 3 days per week. I don’t know if his deaf or just plain stupid but he didn’t get the hint instead he sent me a memo of our conversation. And if that wasn’t bad enough his stupid wife changed my computer access and now I can’t change anything. What to do? Simple at the next meeting on Wednesday tell him that he is in imbecile and quit

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Feb 17, 2011 08:49 PM - General Stupidity - by margknd (woman)

 

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While working for an advertising firm, we acquired a new client. The client was a large auto repair/tire center franchise. My stupid boss, who never had an original idea in his life, decided the best way to market the new client was to steal the marketing ideas of the competitor. The competing tire center franchise was offering a free oil change and "lube job" with a purchase of four tires.

My stupid boss began rambling about "rims" and telling us how today's drivers care more about "shiny rims" than actual tires. He then announced his ad campaign would offer a "free rim job" with the purchase of four tires. Yeah, he's just that stupid! No one corrected him. :)

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Nov 16, 2010 07:24 PM - How You Are MY Boss - by Anonymous (man)

 

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Sometimes I really enjoy the stupidity of my boss. In the midst of his stupidity, he makes us laugh (at his expense). Today, he sent out a "motivational" email to everyone in the company. The subject was "What Makes A Great Employee". He created a top ten list of all of the traits a great employee should possess:
10. Works Well With Others
9. Team Player
8. Brings New Ideas To The Table
and so on...

My favorite was #2 - "Can Take Direction". I guess proof-reading your emails is not one of the desired traits, because my stupid boss didn't do that before he sent it out.

What he wrote was, "Can Take Can Direction". I guess a great employee is someone who, when given a map, can successfully locate the toilet. Ironically, this was Number Two on his list.

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Dec 10, 2010 10:13 AM - How You Are MY Boss - by Dave (man)

 

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This morning all three VP's were crowded around our Keurig single cup coffee maker cursing the office manager who ordered styrofoam cups that are too big. She ordered 20oz instead of the usual16oz, so the cups are too tall to fit in the dispenser. The VP's made a huge mess tearing off the top of a dozen cups in little pieces trying to make them short enough to fit.

They gave up and left the mess. Of course for me to clean up. When I was done cleaning their mess, I made myself a cup of coffee. It's simple, don't tear down the cups, lift the coffee maker. I propped it up on a phone book, giving the 20oz cup plenty of room to fit. When I was done, I took away the phone book and paraded my coffee past these idiots. They ran back to the coffee maker and tried to make the 20oz cups fit again with no success.

Maybe if you didn't stick me with cleaning up your mess, I'd tell you how I conquered the coffee maker. IDIOTS!

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Jan 25, 2011 11:47 AM - How You Are MY Boss - by Jess (woman)

 

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I work in a Tier I auto plant deep in the hearta hillbilly country. Bad whack number one.

Stupid boss story...

Bad whack number two.

Toolmaker guy walks into the office, happens to be black, great guy, way, way smarter than the local norm, says, "Which of these is the color printer?" To which the boss replies, "things ain't like that any more, you can use whichever printer you want."

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May 20, 1745 01:05 PM - Technology - by FTM (man)

 

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Our stupid boss told the IT department shut off company access to Facebook about a month ago... for everyone except him. He spends the whole day screwing around on Facebook, but won't even let us use it on our lunch break.

We know he posts throughout the workday, because everything he does on his page has a timestamp. We're kinda pissed so, we created a fake Facebook account, pretending to be an attractive woman named Jenna. Jenna friended him and they began some online flirtation. Seems the bossman is a real perv!

Anyway, last tonight "Jenna" invited him to meet her at a French restaurant across town called "Le Livre De Visage". This place doesn't exist. Not only did he get stood-up, it was an hour round-trip drive for him to an address that lead to an abandoned gas station. I wonder if he's smart enough to realize Le Livre De Visage means "Facebook" in French.

So far, no emails to "Jenna".

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Jan 7, 2011 10:56 AM - General Stupidity - by Ben (man)

 

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My boss finally saw the movie Limitless. If you haven't seen it, Bradley Cooper's character takes a new medication called NZT that allows him to use 100% of his brain capacity. He ultimately becomes highly intelligent and successful. My boss got REALLY excited thinking this pill exists. I tried to tell him it was only a movie. He told me that it made Bradley Cooper smart, so it must be real. I told him no, it was a movie about a character who takes a pill in the movie that makes him smart. My boss "corrected" me and told me, "Bradley Cooper's character is fake, but the pill is real. That's how he got so smart!"

I spent most of today Googling NZT to find a source in the real world for my boss to get a fictional medication.

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Jan 23, 2012 02:35 PM - How You Are MY Boss - by Pill Finder (man)

 

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