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Category: How You Are MY Boss

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My boss was running his mouth about The Patriot and how he was disappointed the star Mel Gibson was from Australia. I didn't have the heart to tell him Heath Ledge was too. He mumbled about how it would have been better if American actors were used to play American colonists. He finished by telling us he knew the whole movie was "fake" because "England would never go to war with us. They're our friends".

Who do you think we declared independence from? The Russians? Somehow he's in charge.

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Mar 27, 2012 07:36 PM - How You Are MY Boss - by Boss Is A Clown (woman)

 

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My boss didn't show up until 3:30. The office opens at 8:30. We had a very important meeting scheduled for 10am. More than a dozen people rearranged their schedule to attend. My boss blew it off. Why? She said her nanny was sick and she had to do the grocery shopping all by herself. I really don't know what makes my boss more idiotic. 1. She thinks missing a meeting due to grocery shopping is a decent reason or 2. she was really baffled by the idea of having to do her own grocery shopping.

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May 20, 5996 01:31 PM - How You Are MY Boss - by Working For Duh (woman)

 

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My boss finally saw the movie Limitless. If you haven't seen it, Bradley Cooper's character takes a new medication called NZT that allows him to use 100% of his brain capacity. He ultimately becomes highly intelligent and successful. My boss got REALLY excited thinking this pill exists. I tried to tell him it was only a movie. He told me that it made Bradley Cooper smart, so it must be real. I told him no, it was a movie about a character who takes a pill in the movie that makes him smart. My boss "corrected" me and told me, "Bradley Cooper's character is fake, but the pill is real. That's how he got so smart!"

I spent most of today Googling NZT to find a source in the real world for my boss to get a fictional medication.

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Jan 23, 2012 02:35 PM - How You Are MY Boss - by Pill Finder (man)

 

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Today my boss proudly walked in with a sterling silver Menorah. He was attempting to be politically correct and show his support for the Jewish employees celebrating Hannukah. He lit one of the candles...ok fine.

It'll be interesting to see what he does when he tries to light the sixth candle. This idiot bought a five-candle candelabra (like you would see on a piano during a classical music recital). Nobody is saying anything. We're just laughing behind his back. Somehow he's in charge.

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May 20, 5171 01:24 PM - How You Are MY Boss - by WTF (woman)

 

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This morning we received a company-wide email memo slamming the accounts receivable department. Apparently there are a number of uncollected accounts going back past 90 days. My stupid boss dissolved the accounts receivable department as a cost saving measure in July and never choose a company to outsource the old accounts to. I guess the reason all the accounts are past due is because he fired everyone in charge of collections. Freaking idiot!

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Nov 7, 2011 12:58 PM - How You Are MY Boss - by WTF (man)

 

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Today my stupid boss proudly announced that she collected over 20 pounds of clams while "clam bumping" at the beach yesterday. I really hope she meant "clam digging".

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May 20, 5665 01:20 PM - How You Are MY Boss - by No clams for me (woman)

 

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