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We were all laughing at the way that general stupidity has led to some great discoveries, when I said, "What I want to know is what kind of person saw the egg fall out of a chicken's butt and decided to eat it?" We all giggled at that, but my boss was beside herself that eggs come from chickens' rear ends. -wow...

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Feb 3, 2013 04:30 PM - How Are You MY Boss - by AloneInThisWorld (woman)

 

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One year was particularly bad for my family, having five grandparents, two aunts and a uncle pass away in a five month period. On the morning following the death of yet another grandparent, I wasn't my usual chipper self. My boss, a self-proclaimed "minister of the word of God", said to me, "You know what's going on, don't you?" I just gave him a puzzled look, not knowing where he was going with this. He said, "God is punishing you for your sins by killing off your family". When he was fired by the home office a few weeks later, he sued me for religious discrimination.

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Feb 1, 2013 08:29 PM - General Stupidity - by Wilkie (woman)

 

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Today my boss eavesdropped on a conversation I was having with a coworker. My wife and I are planning to drive to Alaska for our summer vacation. My boss jumped in and said "you can't DRIVE to Alaska. It's an island." I though he was joking when I corrected him and said no, it borders Canada. You can drive to Alaska. Getting defensive he said "Then why on every TV weather map is Alaska an ISLAND floating off the coast of California? The only way to get to Alaska is on an Alaskan cruise."

Yep, that's our boss.

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Jun 20, 2012 01:18 PM - General Stupidity - by Boss Needs A Map (man)

 

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My boss. If there is a problem with anything, he will always first blame one of us. In the event that he himself was the cause of the mistake he will always give an explanation and twist why he is right. He always needs to be right.
I once told him that he talks very loud on the phone and that disturbs others. And when one of us talks on the phone and he's busy with something he will yell "Shut-Up". He had this whole explanation and twist why he is "right".
If we're late on a project and the client calls in, he will Lie and say that his "programmer" was not in today and yesterday and that we're working on it today. But when one of us will tell a client that we're working on it (while not working on it) , he will yell and say that "I never say such a thing"....

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Jun 13, 2012 07:29 PM - General Stupidity - by Anonymous (man)

 

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Try working in an office with only one other person - and that person being your boss. Who is a complete idiot. He has the memory of a goldfish, and forgets everything. He will tell me to do a task, and 10 minutes into it he will say, "Why are you doing that"? Or he will forget to ask me to do something and then get mad at me for not doing it. He can never remember to call potential clients back, and acts like it's my fault that we are not at 100% occupancy. For example, if I show someone an apartment and give them an application, and they never turn it in, THAT he will remember and then somehow I did something to cause them to not want it.

Also, as I don't have a set schedule, he will say, "Can you come in tomorrow at 10:30 to file?" So I show up at 10:30 and he asks why I'm late, cause he told me to come in at 8 or some shit like that. One time he accused me of losing an application for an apartment. He made a huge deal out of it and he hadn't even looked for it before accusing me. After searching for it I had discovered that he had already filed it, and all the sudden it wasn't a big deal anymore. He makes mistakes all the time, and trys to pawn them off on me. Every time, it's like the end of the world, unless I can prove he did it and then it's not a big deal. But when I make a mistake, even a typo or just a mind slip, he humiliates me by training me all over again and explaining why it needs to done this or that way.

He talks nonstop about his son, and I have to listen to every story about every thing this spoiled brat does. He will tell me the same story over and over again, day after day, because he can't fucking remember that he told me already. Plus he always asks me to buy this kid's damn fundraiser stuff. I have been working for this fool for months, and just last week I found out he has 3 other kids. I feel so bad for them! His one son gets everything including a go kart, and his other kids seem like they don't even matter to him. I also feel bad for his wife. He goes to dating websites for sugar daddies, which makes me very uncomfortable cause I'm a 20 year old woman. It makes me wonder if that is why he hired me, cause before I found this out, he was telling me how all the other applicants for my job were old and "unpolished".

During a usual day, he will take several trips out of the office and be gone for 1 to 3 hours, or he will leave early and still get claim he worked those hours. When he is here, he is on facebook or watching tv shows online. Today he was watching a tv show, I was in the back room doing something, and the phone rang. 1 ft from his fucking face. He called me in to answer it when it was right in front of him. Then the person asked for him! So I gave the phone to him and he looked like he wanted to kill me.

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May 11, 2012 12:07 AM - General Stupidity - by heebeejeebee (woman)

 

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My boss was running his mouth about The Patriot and how he was disappointed the star Mel Gibson was from Australia. I didn't have the heart to tell him Heath Ledge was too. He mumbled about how it would have been better if American actors were used to play American colonists. He finished by telling us he knew the whole movie was "fake" because "England would never go to war with us. They're our friends".

Who do you think we declared independence from? The Russians? Somehow he's in charge.

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Mar 27, 2012 07:36 PM - How Are You MY Boss - by Boss Is A Clown (woman)

 

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