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My stupid supervisor asked me to measure an 8.5 inch by 11 paper because she didn't know the measurements.


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May 4, 2015 07:02 PM - General Stupidity - by Mary (woman)


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My idiot boss just promoted a 19 year old that he wants to fuck to General Manager instead of someone with more experience. Also, he has no idea why his business isn't profitable. Perhaps take a fucking cost accounting class. Also, stop getting shit faced every weekend for free at your bar.


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Today my boss announced she was "caught between Iraq, and a hard place". Not "a rock", "Iraq".
This is not the dumbest thing she said this week. On Monday she said could remember everything that was said at the Christmas party due to her "photogenic memory".


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Jan 15, 2015 09:46 PM - General Stupidity - by Andrew (man)


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My boss is re-retarded! Here's the top ten of why.
10. He's 80 yrs old and constantly wrecks vehicles but refuses to stop driving despite DMV revoking his license.
9. He's 80 yrs old, ugly as sin, yet wears a toupee.
8. He lies about EVERYTHING to everyone.
7. He locks up toilet paper and paper towels.
6. He refuses to order supplies to complete jobs, losing customers.
5. He refuses to pay bills on time, causing power failures and fines.
4. He gives his deadbeat, middle aged,lazy son money nonstop though he works 3 days a month, but refuses to give us raises, despite some of us working full time for less than a living wage.
3. He pays for his family members insurance but denies it for employees.
2. He steals from customers and even stole child support money from employees children he was supposed to garnish and send in.
1. He refuses to sell merchandise or order it for some customers.

There's more but I felt it important to keep it to ten. He's the most selfish, narcissistic liar.


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Sep 2, 2014 02:29 PM - General Stupidity - by Stevie (man)


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My boss received one of those Nigerian lost royal relative emails promising millions. He spent the whole day on researching how he is related to the Nigerian royal family. He's white.


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Aug 31, 2014 11:32 AM - How Are You MY Boss - by John (man)


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A few months ago, I was suckered into a job with a company I'll call "Marketing Misfits". I should have known something was wrong when the person who interviewed and hired me, quit the day before I started. Within a week, I knew this company was completely screwed up! Since no one would ever give me a straight answer, I decided the best way to quit was by emailing a multiple choice resignation letter to HR.

This is to inform you that
[ ]vitamin C doesn't cure baldness
[ ]a new opportunity has presented itself
[X]I still have no idea what is happening around here
[ ]it's time for a change

I am therefore
[X]tendering my resignation from Marketing Misfits
[ ]taking tango lessons
[ ]learning Swahili
[ ]running away to join the circus

I wish to advise you that
[ ]there's a funny smell in the break room
[ ]I can't drive a stick-shift
[ ]I've become dain bramaged
[X]today will be my last day of employment. In fact, I left the building ten minutes ago.

The duties of my position
[X]are night-and-day different from what Robert promised during my interview
[ ]appear to change from one day to the next
[ ]are so stressful, that the last two hairs on my head not only fell out, but ran away screaming
[ ]have raised my blood pressure level so high, my reading looks like a phone number

I would like to thank you for
[ ]the experience of having worked for Marketing Misfits
[ ]a very strange time
[X]providing me with a desk outfitted with stale snack foods and random fast-food wrappers
[ ]not wearing Bermuda shorts

During my tenure at Marketing Misfits, I have learned
[ ]that if enough people are involved, a simple 10-minute Wordpress installation can be dragged out for several months
[X]to avoid the men's bathroom in the late morning, as a "mystery" co-worker routinely renders it uninhabitable for human beings
[ ]start times and attendance requirements for meetings are subject to interpretation, depending on who schedules them
[ ]both the "F" and "J" keys on my keyboard have nipples

Furthermore, I have realized
[ ]that the only thing less productive than a department meeting is a multi-department meeting
[ ]the spacebar on my keyboard is barely attached and could function as a see-saw for mice
[ ]I've attended more meetings the last three weeks, than I have in the last three years
[X]I now have a visceral hatred for whiteboards

Lastly, I should tell you that
[ ]having people's faces appear in office email headers really freaks me out
[ ]texting while driving is illegal, as should texting during meetings
[X]I wore one brown shoe and one black shoe every day this week, just to see if anyone would notice
[ ]I'm actually Marketing Misfits' evil arch-rival, "Warketing Wisfits"

I will be returning to corporate accounting fulltime. This is because the standard 1120S form
[ ]is less complicated than a Marketing Misfits office supplies request document
[ ]can be successfully drafted without the need for multiple strategy, production and fulfillment meetings
[X]can be lawfully executed without using the awkward and inefficient project management software you force everyone to use
[ ]is not hidden in a series of never-ending folders on the server

My access keycard
[ ]was never needed as I always climbed in through the window
[ ]has eloped with my VISA card
[X]is in the top right drawer of my desk
[ ]had gender reassignment surgery and is now living as a wall outlet named "Judy"


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Dec 26, 2013 01:38 PM - General Stupidity - by Multiple Choice Resignation I (man)


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